I think the game itself has some potential, being held back by the landing page that is clearly trying to sell me the SaaS du jour.
Tade0 53 minutes ago [-]
It's much like an ad for a mobile game I saw the other day. It was something about building some kind of rotating tower, but the script was wholly unconvincing, saying stuff like "It's perfect for relieving stress". The AI-generated narration was not helping.
Now that I think of it, it read like text translated directly from some non-indo-european language and assuming a very different mentality.
bestest 2 hours ago [-]
Well this crashed my Safari like nothing else in quite a while!
electroglyph 2 hours ago [-]
ack, why does dash keep scrolling the window so that i can't see half the game
bestest 2 hours ago [-]
Found out you can use WASD to navigate and Space to shoot.
cognomano 2 hours ago [-]
Sorry, I don’t understand what button can I press. Playing on iPhone.
Now that I think of it, it read like text translated directly from some non-indo-european language and assuming a very different mentality.